“Dad, can I come in?”
“Don’t know, can you?”
“Please Dad, May I please come in please?”
“That is from the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. I believe”
“Daaaad!?!?!”
“Augustine, what do the readings say? What year you in?”
“I don’t know, I think I’m fine.”
“Reading’s here say 03250.”
“If you knew why’d you ask?”
“Parenting. Fix the settings and I’ll let you in. Were you visiting Uncle Ignatius?”
“Yes, he says Hi. I’m telling Mom, by the way.”
“Your Mother, is currently shopping in Paris. Circa 01994. Don’t think I will let her in when she gets here either.”
“The settings fixed.”
“Bio-Dome up Gus and please clean your pterodactyl before you come in.”